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| A Dog Named Sex |
Everybody I know who has a dog usually callshim "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has beenvery embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew ... [Read
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Eddy |
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279 |
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5/7/2007 |
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62 |
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| Things That Are Hard To Say When You're Drunk |
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) CinnamonThings that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...a) Specificity b) ... [Read
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| By: |
Paulina |
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427 |
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5/6/2007 |
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95 |
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| The Romantic Sailor |
A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped ... [Read
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| By: |
Kate |
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445 |
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5/6/2007 |
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99 |
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| Russian Baby |
A Polish couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without ... [Read
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| By: |
Katy |
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369 |
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5/6/2007 |
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82 |
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| Redneck Naming |
Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the ... [Read
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| By: |
Meg |
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414 |
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5/5/2007 |
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92 |
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| Professional Animosity |
Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the seat by the aisle. The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his ... [Read
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Lisa |
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234 |
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5/5/2007 |
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52 |
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| How Old Am I? |
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoysshowing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, ''Sir, howold do you think I am''?The man replies ''You're 30, right?'' ... [Read
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| By: |
Frankie |
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337 |
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5/5/2007 |
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75 |
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| Not Another Myth |
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.ôI don't want to know!ö the child says, bursting into tears. ôPromise me you won't tell me!öConfused, the father asks what's ... [Read
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Lucy |
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333 |
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5/4/2007 |
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74 |
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| Might As Well Go Fishing |
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid said, "Sure, I was a ... [Read
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| By: |
Lise |
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369 |
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5/4/2007 |
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82 |
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| Making An Example |
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of ... [Read
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| By: |
Bessy |
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234 |
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5/4/2007 |
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52 |
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